A Dell rolling in the deep.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The girl necks door.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Rolls Rice
It was an emergent sea.
A loan shark!
Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.
A Dell
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)