What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.