What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell