What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.