What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.