What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell