What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.