What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.