What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history