What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.