What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.