What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!