What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.