What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

O Jokes More O Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.