What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

O Jokes More O Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!