Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"