Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V