Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh