What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.