What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!