What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination