What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.