What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.