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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.