Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."