Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"