Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.