Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
His brother holding the VCR.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.