What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

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Nigiri, please."

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Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Gouda Hell.

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It's Cul de sac!

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Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.