What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.