What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

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She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.