What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

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Why are you running like that?

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Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.