What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming