What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming