Abusive Relationship Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream