Abusive Relationship Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song