Abusive Relationship Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Whip Cream Jokes More Whip Cream Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !