Abusive Relationship Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Whip Cream Jokes More Whip Cream Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.