Whip Cream Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.