Whip Cream Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

You might also enjoy:

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.