Whip Cream Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Abusive Relationship Jokes More Abusive Relationship Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.