Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.