What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)