What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)