Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.