Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What do you call a German outkast?

Hey, ja!

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.