Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.