What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.