What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.