What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who