What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.