What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned