What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "