What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "