What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.