What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.