What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans