What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.