What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.