What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans