Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.