Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.