Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.