Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.