Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.