What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.