Wal Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.