North of the Wal-Mart
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Because it's wal-mart.
because there is a target in every corner.
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
He desperately needed Apu.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Santa Clues.
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Make the jacket first.
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Abraham Lincoln.
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
because he is a Boxer
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He Jar Jar Blinked.
