What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets