What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.