What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.