What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets