What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

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