What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.