What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.