What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.