What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison