What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.