What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.