What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece