What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.