What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)