Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"