Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Muslim Bale

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Jihad me at hello.

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Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

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She always ran away from the ball

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.