Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.