Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole