Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.