Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.