How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)