How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."