How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.