How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.