How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.