What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*