What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !