Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.