Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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He didn't want any beef.

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Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Tractor beams.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.