Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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The plot.

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We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Don't feed it.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.