What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.