What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down