What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.