Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second