Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.