Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.