What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !