What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !