What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !