What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !