What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.