What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude