What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !