Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.