Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.