How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.