Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.