Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.