Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects