What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope