What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.