What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope