What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims