Protestant Jokes

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims