Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects