Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.