Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.