Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects