Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.