What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness