Holy smoke!"
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Both give you a good chance of catching something
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
This is not a drill.
You put it out, man!
Holy smokes.
