What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!