What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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With a skynet

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Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.