What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!