What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!