What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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I'll catch you later!

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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The roof is on fire.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"