What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Holy Smoke Jokes More Holy Smoke Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.