What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!