What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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The cysteine chapel.

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.