What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.