What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.