Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.