Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!