Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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