Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do your girlfriends personality and breasts have in common?

They're both flat.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.