Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Pulp friction.

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.