Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.