Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.