Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!