Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.